Mark Zuckerberg's dog miffs writer....

Good morning and a fine Hump Day to all of you. 

I don't know if you folks are feeling it like I am, but there is an element of spring in the air.  Yes, I know technically in a little under two weeks we are going to be in Spring, but its closing in and I, for one, am quite happy about kissing this crappy winter bye-bye.

With the better weather coming, many people are going to make it a point to be outside more, shortening their time on social sites and actually getting some exercise.

Speaking of social sites, Mark Zuckerberg (The Facebook Guy) is taking some flack as of late regarding his dog and Facebook sign-up policies.  Primarily, a Chinese activist is frustrated in regard to the sign-up policy and essentially points out that Zuckerberg's dog has representation, but he is unable to present himself as he likes.

You can read the article by clicking HERE.

Also in the news, we've got a very big Comedy Fundraiser coming up next week.  The last one was a sell-out and a blast, so don't miss out on this one...

Door admission and raffle proceeds go ENTIRELY to needy animals.  Don't miss out!!!  Make your reservation now!

They've got an App for that.....

Good afternoon (morning), all.  Hope you've enjoyed your weekend thus far and have made the most of it.  I've tried to, and with the exception of some mixed drinks that slightly disagreed with me, I'd say I've done pretty well for myself.

Technology.  Gotta love it.  Remember when computers used to make that "Skuuushhh...beep...beeeep" sound when going online?  Remember Atari?  Remember when heating up pizza used to take like 15 minutes?  If you do, you're old like me.  If you don't, you're spoiled by technology.

Speaking of being spoiled, how cool is that there are apps for everything these days?  Every time you blink there seems to be some new, cutting edge, uber-amazing feature that you can't live without.

Progression is great and speaking of which, for all you fellow dog-lovers out there, HERE'S AN ARTICLE that highlights some great apps that can really give some great info to you guys.  Check it out, its pretty cool.

Know what else is really cool?  Our upcoming comedy benefit!  Its coming up very soon and you need to make a note on your calendar, your rolodex, your electronic scheduler, or simply post a note on your fridge.

Note that admission cost goes ENTIRELY to aiding needy animals and their owners.

No better way to have a fun time, than to also know you're supporting a great cause.

Don't miss it!

Stewie
www.stewietotherescue.org

Charlie Sheen has a dog.....

That's right, Charlie Sheen does have a dog, his own hot dog.  I know...what a blatant attempt to use today's headlines to lure you to our humble site.  You're right, but we got you, didn't we? lol.

Anyhow, it is true.  Charlie does have his own hot dog, which is dripping with "Tiger's blood."  You can read about it right HERE.

Moving on...we've got lots cooking over here with Stewie to the Rescue.  Our last comedy fundraiser was a packed house and we want to thank you for that.  We also would like you to take a brief look at some of the particular help efforts we've been part of.  CLICK HERE to view.

As much as we'd like to say that we can rest on our laurels, the battle is hardly over and we still need your support.  The admission costs of your attendance at these shows goes entirely to help needy animals, as we are not for profit.  Please continue coming.

Our next show is....

Please come out, laugh, and make a difference in a needy animal's life.

TTYS,

Stewie
www.stewietotherescue.org


P.S. - Look for us and "Like us" on FACEBOOK.

Blind Leading the Blind....

Morning, everyone.  A very good Monday to you.  Hope you all enjoyed your weekends.

Came across a really great story depicted on THIS youtube clip.  Essentially, a blind man's seeing eye dog began leading him astray and he found out that the poor dog was having vision problems and needed immediate care.  Check out the video and see what happens...don't worry...its a happy ending.

For those of you who don't know....we often run fantastic comedy benefits for needy animals.  Our last benefit at Gotham comedy club was a great success....a sell out, actually.  We raised some great funds, gave away some awesome raffles, but we still need your help.

Our next show is coming up and we need you to come!  Tell a friend(s)!!!

TTYS,

Stewie
www.stewietotherescue.org

A Word of Thanks...

Good morning to you on a drippy Friday.  Hope you're all doing well and have great plans on tap for the weekend.  Hopefully the weather eases up and allows us some outside time.

For those of you who don't know, we just had a fantastic comedy fundraiser at Gotham this past Wednesday.  We generally offer up a comedy event every month and totally appreciate the growing support everyone is giving us.

These events allows us to raise money for needy animals and to help change their lives for the better.  With that being said, we are very proud to announce that we had a Sell-out show this past week and want to thank those who attended (along with the great comedians who dedicated their time) for coming down.

Our mission is far from over, but with continued support like this, we will keep making a difference over and over again.

BTW.....

Please join us for our next JOINT Bobbi and the Strays/Stewie to the Rescue comedy fundraiser on Wednesday, March 16th @ 8pm. We've assembled an All Star line-up of comics, including...

ALEX BARNETT (CNN.com)

BRIAN CICHOCKI (Comedy Pilot "Crash Life")

REESE WATERS ("Live at Gotham")

KAREN BERGREEN (Comedy Central)

JEFF CALDWELL (Late Show w/ David Letterman)

and hosted by ...

HARRIS BLOOM (Founder and President of Stewie to the Rescue!)

The cover charge is $15 (all of which goes to Stewie to the Rescue! and Bobbi and the Strays) and a two-drink minimum.

There will also be a raffle!

PLEASE, make reservations with Gotham Comedy Club at 212-367-9000.

Thanks and hope to ya there there!

Stewie
www.stewietotherescue.org

An Important and Incredibly Blatant Invitation.....

We at, Stewie to the Rescue, believe in being direct.  Time is a valuable commodity and we want to save ours and yours, also.  What do I mean by this rambling?  Well...glad you asked.


Tonight there is going to be an amazing, hysterically funny, uber-entertaining comedy benefit taking place at the very fine and wonderful, Gotham Comedy Club.  The door admission for this event will be going to benefit a very worthwhile cause....animals in need.  Animals who need homes...animals who need surgeries...and also owners who need help keeping their animals healthy. 


The bottom line?  Come down tonight @ 8 p.m., laugh, drink, and support an awesome cause.  You'll be very happy you did.


Here's the info....

TTYS,

Stewie
www.stewietotherescue.org

An Offer You Should't Deny.....

Hello friends and neighbors.  Hope you're all doing well and enjoying the arctic chill in the air.  Nothing like a few semi-warm days and then the reemergence of subzero temperatures to give you a nice shock to the system, huh?

Well, hypothetically, Spring is around the corner, so I guess that's good, right?

You know what else is good (Cue blatant event tie-in!)?  Enjoying some fantastic comedy which will go to benefit needy animals!!!  Duh!

Tommorrow, Wednesday the 23rd is the time to do just that.  If you haven't secured your tickets, now is the time, folks.  Come down to Gotham Comedy Club at 8 p.m. tomorrow and join in on some big laughs and help so animals who desperately need your help.  Lives are at stake, so don't miss this!!!

There's no better way to spend Hump day than with Stewie.

TTYS,

Stewie
www.stewietotherescue.org

Let Sleeping Dogs....

Good afternoon and happy Thursday to everyone.  Hope you're enjoying the warmer weather.  Beats watching strands of ice boogies forming at your nose, right?

Our founder was kind enough to post a most intriguing article.  It involves sleeping patterns and the animals you might include in them.  To check it out, CLICK HERE.

MORE NEWS:

As you probably have read, there is a great event going on Feb. 19th.  Check the flier below for more info.  Its a great opportunity to take care of your animal.

ALSO:

Don't forget about our big event that's coming up next week....

This is going to be a great event you definitely should come out and be part of!!!!

TTYS,

Stewie
www.stewietotherescue.org

FEBRUARY 19TH....FREE SPAY / NEUTERING!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.  Hope you are having fun and will be warmly embracing your loved ones later on this evening if you haven't already given them a little peck this morning.

Nothing quite says romance like the title of today's blog, but there's a certain humor in it that I appreciate and hope you will, too.

That being said, being able to Spay and Neuter your animal is no laughing matter.  It's a great opportunity you should take advantage of....

For more info.  CLICK HERE.

In further news, we are having a dandy of a comedy fundraiser in which proceeds from admission will go to benefit and aid needy animals and owners.  These shows are always amazing, tons of fun, and are a must see....so be there...

 

TTYS  Lovers,

Stewie

www.stewietotherescue.org

Fry Day!

Fastfood is delicious.  A lot of people would think so.  The few that don't are health conscious and probably are in way better shape than the average person.  Good for you.

Most people (speaking generally, not to you healthy people) like to enjoy some fastfood every week or so.  Delicious fries, hearty burgers, happy meals, and odd concoctions incorporating pancakes, sausage, egg, and little syrup pellets into one creation.  These are what we reach for.

That being said, some people are okay with giving their dog a taste.  Why not, right?  They are your best friend.  Wrong!!!  Don't do it!  I know your dogs are cute, lovable, and loyal, but don't.


CLICK HERE to read why.

Don't know if I mentioned it or not, but there's an awesome comedy show coming up....

Help out some needy animals and get some laughs.  No brainer, right?

TTYS,

Stewie
www.stewietotherescue.org