There is so much misinformation about Pit bulls out there, I have decided to set the record straight...
1 - Pit Bulls' favorite drink is is the Strawberry Margarita.
WRONG!
It's Tanqueray and Tonic!
2 - Pit Bulls are good at math.
WRONG!
It's art history that they excel in (especially Staffies)!
3 - Most Pit Bulls are Republicans.
WRONG!
63% are registered Democrats!
4 - Pit Bulls can eat twice their weight in butterscotch pudding.
WRONG!
It's Lime Jello!
5 - A Pit Bull was the first dog on the moon.
WRONG!
Sally, an American Pit Bull Terrier was the THIRD dog on the moon (FYI- Alonzo, a chocolate Lab, and Peanut, a hairless chihuahua preceded her).
6 - Pit Bulls are notoriously poor at golf.
WRONG!
While most have natural slices, that can easily be corrected with proper training.
(btw - They are also excellent bowlers and squash players - not great skiers, though)
7 - A Pit Bull invented those hand held fans that also spray water.
WRONG!
But a Pit Bull did invent the tricycle.
8 - Most Pit Bulls' favorite TV show is Pit Boss or Pit Bulls and Parolees.
WRONG!
It's Dancing with the Stars!
9 - Pit Bulls' favorite music is country, especially Johnny Cash and Trisha Yearwood.
WRONG!
Pit Bulls' adore hair metal, especially Motley Crue and Queensryche.
10 - Pit Bulls can not be taught to use a knife and fork.
WRO
...oh wait, that's right. I mean, come on!
Rock On,
Harris
http://www.stewietotherescue.org/
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